2006-10-25 - 2:13 p.m.
fiona's back, what what

2005-06-30 - 6:55 p.m.
Dr. Dooshbag, DDS

2005-06-30 - 11:24 a.m.
My six favorite songs

2005-06-28 - 7:20 p.m.
Fiona, six weeks later...

2005-05-06 - 5:04 p.m.
T-minus 30 minutes

2005-05-06 - 11:01 a.m.
Last Day!

2005-05-05 - 3:52 p.m.
-

2005-05-05 - 12:45 p.m.
Cleaning out my closet

2005-05-03 - 1:44 p.m.
Guest bloggin'

2005-05-02 - 11:47 a.m.
Fee Self Hates

2005-04-29 - 11:55 a.m.
Flies, softball and T

2005-04-27 - 11:14 a.m.
Life goes on

2005-04-26 - 12:19 p.m.
To all the expensive shit I've loved and stolen from work before...

2005-04-21 - 2:47 p.m.
Fee makes amends

2005-04-20 - 4:34 p.m.
Fuck fact-checking... forever!

2005-04-20 - 12:25 p.m.
Fee Nervously Nauseated...

2005-04-14 - 5:40 p.m.
Fee Flies South

2005-04-07 - 4:07 p.m.
Stuck in an F-Hole

2005-04-04 - 3:04 p.m.
Fiona's Grandmother

2005-04-01 - 4:22 p.m.
Fee Fact Checks!

2005-03-31 - 3:28 p.m.
I wonder

2005-03-25 - 1:31 p.m.
Call me yenta...

2005-03-21 - 2:32 p.m.
A nice weekend

2005-03-15 - 3:46 p.m.
Crushed the crush

2005-03-11 - 2:57 p.m.
I'm back...

2005-02-08 - 12:22 p.m.
Am I done now, can I go back to bed?

2005-02-07 - 10:12 p.m.
blah

2005-01-20 - 3:41 p.m.
Bipolar Fee?

2005-01-19 - 3:09 p.m.
Fee's Brain

2005-01-18 - 2:50 a.m.
Finally, a decent weekend

2005-01-11 - 6:04 p.m.
Rage against the T.T.!

2005-01-11 - 6:04 p.m.
Rage against the T.T.!

2005-01-10 - 4:05 p.m.
Fee hits rock bottom

2005-01-05 - 12:46 p.m.
Polls and dik-diks

2005-01-03 - 5:31 p.m.
Learn Fee's True Identity!

2005-01-03 - 10:19 a.m.
Feh on the world

2004-12-29 - 3:38 p.m.
Fertile Fee

2004-12-28 - 2:44 p.m.
Loss and want

2004-12-26 - 2:34 p.m.
Fatty Fee Festivities

2004-12-23 - 11:06 a.m.
A Tragic Christmas

2004-12-22 - 2:45 p.m.
Winter blues

2004-12-20 - 3:44 p.m.
Holiday Cheer etc...

2004-12-16 - 12:10 p.m.
Fee is ill... so ill....

2004-12-14 - 4:59 p.m.
The many lusts and loves of Fee

2004-12-14 - 3:45 p.m.
Please, please, please

2004-12-08 - 11:08 p.m.
13 hours and counting...

2004-12-04 - 4:41 p.m.
Fee Weekend Update

2004-12-02 - 11:49 a.m.
Fee Injures Self

2004-11-29 - 4:03 p.m.
I give thanks that Thanksgiving is over

2004-11-18 - 2:50 p.m.
Fee Day Weekends

2004-11-12 - 4:42 p.m.
more sad musings on Iris Chang

2004-11-12 - 11:12 a.m.
sad news in the world of historical non-fiction

2004-11-03 - 7:29 a.m.
New boots and new mixes and old sleep problems....

2004-11-08 - 3:59 p.m.
Despair... flailing...

2004-11-06 - 8:30 p.m.
Home Design Fee

2004-11-03 - 3:24 p.m.
Fee continues to think about our election's dismal results...

2004-11-03 - 1:21 p.m.
Fee concedes

2004-11-02 - 12:11 p.m.
Feesomnia

2004-11-01 - 11:08 a.m.
My weekend of sleep and brief fun and then more sleep

2004-10-29 - 2:28 p.m.
Benzos from Heaven

2004-10-28 - 3:10 p.m.
Fee's Public Service

2004-10-27 - 3:10 p.m.
Fee is stressed

2004-10-26 - 12:09 p.m.
Fiona Kator: Excellent Buyer

2004-10-19 - 4:46 p.m.
Brother to Fee

2004-10-19 - 12:24 a.m.
Worst Fucking Vacation Ever

2004-10-15 - 11:47 a.m.
Fee at a crossroads, again

2004-10-13 - 12:37 p.m.
Rage and rage and humiliation

2004-10-11 - 2:48 p.m.
Birthdays and presents

2004-10-11 - 11:55 a.m.
Tired but happy

2004-10-08 - 11:48 a.m.
This, that and the other

2004-10-06 - 3:00 p.m.
True Confessions

2004-10-06 - 11:35 a.m.
Fuzzy Fee

2004-10-05 - 11:54 a.m.
It's your birthday, Fee-Fee...

2004-10-04 - 2:32 p.m.
Fee updates... again...

2004-10-04 - 1:07 p.m.
Fee so sicky...

2004-10-01 - 6:11 p.m.
Ah-choo!

2004-09-30 - 10:07 a.m.
Shut up, Novelist!!!

2004-09-28 - 10:56 a.m.
Feetzoh ball soup

2004-09-27 - 5:16 p.m.
Whimper

2004-09-24 - 11:26 a.m.
Fee Must FAst

2004-09-23 - 1:46 p.m.
Fee-lin' weird

2004-09-22 - 6:41 p.m.
Educating Fiona

2004-09-21 - 11:44 a.m.
Sad Fee Bad Fee

2004-09-17 - 3:11 p.m.
My stomach hurts...

2004-09-15 - 12:51 p.m.
Fee's Baaaaaad Day

2004-09-13 - 12:18 p.m.
Fee with Child

2004-09-10 - 8:39 p.m.
zzzzzz

2004-09-10 - 12:50 p.m.
Fee's Company

2004-09-09 - 12:05 p.m.
About last night... it was okay

2004-09-08 - 11:33 a.m.
The Singing Fact-Checker

2004-09-07 - 11:15 a.m.
Workin' workin' workin' workin'

2004-09-03 - 3:05 p.m.
Harrumph

2004-09-01 - 12:17 p.m.
Fatty Fee ad infinitum

2004-08-31 - 2:06 p.m.
T at the RNC

2004-08-30 - 5:38 p.m.
The first time I saw T's face...

2004-08-25 - 5:13 p.m.
Fee at Sea

2004-08-23 - 1:46 p.m.
Florida Fee is Back!

2004-08-18 - 12:26 p.m.
Sick and miserable

2004-08-17 - 11:06 a.m.
Fee so sicky

2004-08-12 - 9:58 p.m.
12 hours and counting...

2004-08-12 - 2:54 p.m.
Here's where Fiona goes beserk

2004-08-11 - 11:45 a.m.
Fee Feeling Sorry for Fee

2004-08-10 - 2:01 p.m.
I do not have T down to a T

2004-08-09 - 11:31 a.m.
Moody weekend

2004-08-06 - 11:11 a.m.
More boring Fee Stats

2004-08-05 - 2:16 p.m.
Overachieving, underperforming

2004-08-04 - 12:03 p.m.
Last night, etc...

2004-08-03 - 3:27 p.m.
Social Fee, Fertile Fee

2004-08-03 - 3:27 p.m.
Social Fee, Fertile Fee

2004-08-02 - 12:50 p.m.
Yeah, I'm gonna need you to come in on Saturday

2004-07-30 - 2:41 p.m.
A shooting pain down my arm...

2004-07-29 - 5:10 p.m.
A night with the not quite ex

2004-07-28 - 2:19 p.m.
Could Fiona cohabitate?

2004-07-26 - 2:49 p.m.
I'm calm, I'm chill

2004-07-26 - 12:24 p.m.
fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck

2004-07-23 - 5:55 p.m.
See you on Monday

2004-07-21 - 4:37 p.m.
What am I doing?

2004-07-21 - 1:34 p.m.
Fee Blows a Fuse

2004-07-19 - 4:33 p.m.
Fee Faces Facts

2004-07-19 - 12:38 p.m.
Screwed again

2004-07-19 - 10:53 a.m.
Hotel Fee

2004-07-15 - 4:26 p.m.
I say goodbye to T, things are better today

2004-07-14 - 4:57 p.m.
All work and no play makes Fee...

2004-07-14 - 12:53 p.m.
My Horrible Interview

2004-07-12 - 8:34 p.m.
Everything is Overrated

2004-07-12 - 1:02 p.m.
Fat Weekend

2004-07-09 - 2:30 p.m.
More shit about shit

2004-07-08 - 2:36 p.m.
Emotional turmoil for Fee, a road trip for T?

2004-07-07 - 4:34 p.m.
It's all fucking crap

2004-07-06 - 10:59 a.m.
The Fourth, in short

2004-07-02 - 11:40 a.m.
Happy 4th, Fatty Fee

2004-06-29 - 10:07 p.m.
Fee is in love... yes, again

2004-06-29 - 11:19 a.m.
Oh, my back!

2004-06-28 - 2:32 p.m.
Fat Fee Falling?

2004-06-25 - 3:06 p.m.
Fiona's Favorites

2004-06-24 - 11:25 a.m.
I'm a colonic quitter

2004-06-21 - 12:30 p.m.
Muh-muh-muh My Colonic!

2004-06-15 - 11:22 a.m.
I am fat but i blame myself

2004-06-14 - 10:39 a.m.
Fee gets violently ill

2004-06-11 - 2:32 p.m.
Another nice evening with T.

2004-06-09 - 1:20 p.m.
A Quick ReCap

2004-06-04 - 5:23 p.m.
Diesel Fee

2004-06-03 - 11:12 a.m.
Napping with my eyes open

2004-05-28 - 1:49 p.m.
Weekend Update with Fee

2004-05-28 - 11:43 a.m.
Memorialize This, T.

2004-05-27 - 12:26 p.m.
10 Albums (and assorted songs) That Have Sped My Pulse Through the Years

2004-05-26 - 12:20 p.m.
T. and Psychopathy

2004-05-25 - 11:57 a.m.
I dream of Fee

2004-05-24 - 1:28 p.m.
Linens and things

2004-05-23 - 3:44 p.m.
Fee, period

2004-05-21 - 11:24 a.m.
Appetite for Self-Destruction

2004-05-20 - 1:33 p.m.
Fee's Brain is Actually a Meth-Dosed Hamster, Racing Nowhere, on a Rusty Wheel

2004-05-19 - 10:53 p.m.
A kindler, gentler Fee

2004-05-18 - 12:46 p.m.
Loft Life

2004-05-13 - 1:54 p.m.
Don't Stand Too Close to Fee

2004-05-12 - 1:15 p.m.
Tired, so tired...

2004-05-11 - 3:57 p.m.
Fiona is not a GoodFella

2004-05-10 - 4:36 p.m.
Put the mother in smother

2004-05-07 - 5:20 p.m.
Fee Makes A Decision

2004-04-26 - 11:26 a.m.
Fight for your right to chant in unison

2004-04-23 - 12:40 p.m.
Anal-ize this!

2004-04-19 - 1:34 p.m.
Fee Says: These Are Good Things

2004-04-15 - 3:43 p.m.
Beauty for Sale

2004-04-12 - 12:21 p.m.
The Third Man needs to buy me new linens

2004-04-07 - 9:11 p.m.
Here I am. At work. At 9pm. Kill me.

2004-04-07 - 2:36 p.m.
Don't egg Fee on

2004-04-06 - 11:06 a.m.
Jeff-on-an Airplane

2004-04-05 - 11:04 a.m.
Avenue Fee

2004-04-02 - 6:12 p.m.
Semi deep thoughts

2004-04-01 - 5:04 p.m.
Linens n' things

2004-03-30 - 1:32 p.m.
Work is good. Amazing.

2004-03-29 - 11:20 a.m.
My bat mizvah review

2004-03-26 - 12:40 p.m.
Termites from my past

2004-03-25 - 5:16 p.m.
A new mix for a new job

2004-03-25 - 11:39 a.m.
My daily mortifications

2004-03-23 - 11:49 a.m.
Today, I hate myself

2004-03-19 - 2:43 p.m.
I, Fatty

2004-03-16 - 5:13 p.m.
Work is still good

2004-03-15 - 4:25 p.m.
I'd rather sleep with Owen Wilson than Ben Stiller

2004-03-10 - 10:14 p.m.
More on my new job

2004-03-08 - 4:23 p.m.
My first day of work, edited for time

2004-03-01 - 5:56 p.m.
So long, Pretty Homely!

2004-02-27 - 5:14 p.m.
One more day...

2004-02-26 - 11:09 a.m.
Dr. Kator and Ms. Fee

2004-02-23 - 4:36 p.m.
My brain, statistically speaking

2004-02-20 - 10:34 a.m.
Bumps and tiles

2004-02-19 - 2:02 p.m.
Fee's Wish List

2004-02-17 - 4:36 p.m.
Professor Fee Strikes Again

2004-02-11 - 3:06 p.m.
holy crap I got the job

2004-02-11 - 12:11 p.m.
Jobs are confusing

2004-02-09 - 11:43 a.m.
Call me, Pretty Girly!!!

2004-02-06 - 1:51 p.m.
Fee Negotiates

2004-02-06 - 10:49 a.m.
Fiona Hates Pretty Girly

2004-02-04 - 3:51 p.m.
Swingin' with Fee

2004-02-03 - 3:00 p.m.
Fee Functioning, Barely

2004-02-02 - 10:44 a.m.
Fee's Impersonation of a Normal Person Continues

2004-01-30 - 5:43 p.m.
Fee Hates Moby

2004-01-30 - 10:56 a.m.
Fee Goes on Canadian TV

2004-01-29 - 2:06 p.m.
Fee's in Baaaad Shape

2004-01-28 - 4:02 p.m.
Animated Fee

2004-01-27 - 10:51 a.m.
Fee Goes to Dr. Crazyfixer

2004-01-26 - 10:48 a.m.
Fee Gives Up

2004-01-22 - 10:56 a.m.
Mental health is always in style!

2004-01-21 - 12:43 p.m.
Ski Masks and Couscous and SSRIs

2004-01-16 - 11:56 a.m.
Fee Faltering

2004-01-15 - 11:37 a.m.
Give me effexor of give me... something just like it!

2004-01-14 - 9:34 a.m.
Fiona: The Fat Mountain State

2004-01-06 - 12:24 p.m.
Shoes in Zen

2003-12-31 - 12:19 p.m.
Happy New Year

2003-12-11 - 5:30 p.m.
Phrases I hope to never hear again

2003-12-11 - 12:40 p.m.
Here I am, the one that you tolerate

2003-11-25 - 4:47 p.m.
I hate work, take 4

2003-11-24 - 2:18 p.m.
Pixilated

2003-11-21 - 10:47 a.m.
Fes Miserable

2003-11-20 - 11:10 a.m.
Blah blah work blah

2003-11-19 - 4:00 p.m.
Fee Jabber

2003-11-17 - 2:34 p.m.
I hate you

2003-11-14 - 3:14 p.m.
Goodbye to yet another co-worker

2003-11-12 - 12:01 p.m.
Let this week end

2003-11-11 - 4:25 p.m.
Girl Scouts Are Evil

2003-11-10 - 1:29 p.m.
My Weekend: A Full Report

2003-11-06 - 5:51 p.m.
I am hideous

2003-11-05 - 2:11 p.m.
Fee's 15 Minutes!

2003-11-04 - 12:30 p.m.
Pretty Nasty is Making Me Pretty Nervous

2003-11-03 - 5:38 p.m.
Love in the Year 2005

2003-10-31 - 2:32 p.m.
Halloween Jello Shots

2003-10-30 - 8:37 p.m.
Fee makes a blog

2003-10-29 - 11:28 a.m.
I was in the right place...

2003-10-27 - 2:50 p.m.
This weather blows

2003-10-24 - 2:19 p.m.
My Song List

2003-10-24 - 1:25 p.m.
Death to the poodle and the owner

2003-10-23 - 1:57 p.m.
An interview with my depressing future

2003-10-22 - 1:43 p.m.
I Just Had The Best Rectal Exam!

2003-10-17 - 9:26 a.m.
Fluey Fee

2003-10-15 - 9:55 a.m.
The wedding report

2003-10-09 - 9:56 a.m.
Pre Wedding Anxiety

2003-10-08 - 1:04 p.m.
Newslets for Youslets

2003-10-07 - 10:52 a.m.
More painful than fasting

2003-10-06 - 9:23 a.m.
My party was jammin'

2003-10-03 - 1:20 p.m.
Birthday. More like BARFday. Ha!

2003-10-02 - 2:09 p.m.
It returns, of course

2003-09-29 - 4:24 p.m.
******

2003-09-26 - 3:20 p.m.
She was some kind of a woman...

2003-09-24 - 9:50 a.m.
Fee's Adventures in Purchasing Pornography

2003-09-23 - 12:24 p.m.
Wedding presents, wedding presents

2003-09-23 - 10:21 a.m.
It's all hooey

2003-09-22 - 12:08 p.m.
Waitstock!

2003-09-19 - 5:03 p.m.
My weekend, don't be jealous

2003-09-17 - 4:09 p.m.
Midday Shopping, a bad idea...

2003-09-17 - 12:19 p.m.
Built to Spill... Gone for Good

2003-09-16 - 12:29 p.m.
Lovelorn Me

2003-09-09 - 11:33 a.m.
Bruxism is a serious problem, you know

2003-09-08 - 4:48 p.m.
Fee go bye bye...

2003-09-04 - 10:34 a.m.
fuck the intern!

2003-09-03 - 10:25 a.m.
Manic Wednesday

2003-09-02 - 3:04 p.m.
sucksucksuck

2003-09-02 - 11:02 a.m.
my labor day weekend of horrors

2003-08-29 - 10:36 a.m.
Here lies Fee

2003-08-27 - 9:54 a.m.
a conversation with my mother

2003-08-26 - 4:51 p.m.
Bad night for Fee

2003-08-25 - 8:50 a.m.
Dental, parental bonding

2003-08-22 - 12:40 p.m.
I curse you, boss lady

2003-08-21 - 2:50 p.m.
Mr. Kator vs Mel Gibson

2003-08-20 - 12:08 p.m.
Face Pain!

2003-08-19 - 11:44 a.m.
(agony, toothache)

2003-08-18 - 3:52 p.m.
Don't Cry for Fee, Argentina

2003-08-14 - 11:09 a.m.
Freaking

2003-08-13 - 10:02 a.m.
How to give yourself a French pedicure

2003-08-11 - 10:25 a.m.
I hate...

2003-08-08 - 1:03 p.m.
Two hours of my life... wasted...

2003-08-07 - 2:21 p.m.
The Boy With the Cock in his Mouth

2003-08-06 - 9:40 a.m.
Get over yourself, not-quite-Ex!

2003-08-05 - 9:27 a.m.
Tales from the Gypped

2003-08-04 - 2:12 p.m.
Oh, that's Haute!

2003-08-01 - 11:16 a.m.
Fiona and the South Africans

2003-07-31 - 10:15 a.m.
A old friendster, found!

2003-07-30 - 4:56 p.m.
Pretty Homely almost goes to Hooters

2003-07-30 - 10:05 a.m.
The world is too much for me

2003-07-28 - 1:02 p.m.
Somewhere in Turkey

2003-07-28 - 9:56 a.m.
Auntie Fee!

2003-07-24 - 9:38 a.m.
Don't go, Jeff!

2003-07-23 - 9:38 a.m.
Thanks for condescending!

2003-07-22 - 11:32 a.m.
It's All Ca-Ca...

2003-07-18 - 2:02 p.m.
Fiona Becomes Unhinged

2003-07-17 - 1:29 p.m.
Are you like Fee?

2003-07-17 - 11:05 a.m.
The Good, the Bad, and the Fugly

2003-07-16 - 10:15 a.m.
The recap

2003-07-16 - 9:26 a.m.
my first entry